March 2

March 2nd is Youssef Salah’s birthday and everyone should go tell him happy birthday.

“Omg it’s march 2nd, it’s youssef’s birthday let’s go tell him happy birthday

by Youssef Salah January 25, 2022

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fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023

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Newest drug made to combat the disease known as

Syphagonaherpatitus. The drug is highly controversial, many of the ingredients can cause serious side effects. (including debilitating pain, suicidal thoughts, hot flashes) But it has a 98% success rate. The tag line is "Just yell Damital 2 L, if you're tired of SGH*".

*Syphagonaherpatitus

Joe: They say that new Damital 2 L is a wonder drug.
Bob: Yeah, wonder if it will heal you or kill you.

by Lostboy813 September 19, 2023

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November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day

On this day, Emily has to ask out Daniel

Stella: Did you hear it was November 2nd?
Leah: OOHH that means Emily has to ask out Daniel!!

November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day

by allknowinglady November 1, 2021

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C 2

C 2 steals peoples' granola bars, usually creating fake "friendships" to take granola bars from people. Because of this, only become friends with a C 2 if you have a lot of GBs on hand.

C 2: Person 1 gave me so many granola bars this past week.
The Other C 2: Really, how many?
C 2: 17, plus a packet of fruit snacks.
The Other C 2: Whoa

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

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