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Smelly Safe

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.
I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe
by Charliebynature April 14, 2021
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Safe Horny

1) Describing the acceptable range of which an individual (typically a man) can express sexual interests and desire.

2) (Pejorative) A person whose sexual interests are within an acceptable norm and whose behavior is considered strange or unreasonable.
1) In modern discourse, characters like Lady Dimetrescu or Zarya are the Safe Horny option for attractive women.
2) Your obsession with Muscular Women is so Safe Horny, it hurts me.
by Phoenixhydra April 15, 2024
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Aqua Safe Straw

Water filter - in a straw! Prevents bali belly, gastro and all those other lovely experiences when travelling. Protects against giardia, cryptosporidium and more. Filters 99.99% of water borne bacteria.
I used an aqua safe straw on my recent trip to Bali, my mate didn't. He spent three nights on the toilet - I didn't!
by travelnut May 25, 2009
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Beta Safe

Beta Safe is a term used in various pornography for content that betas are "safe" to watch. This can be censored content, nonnudes, or gay porn.
Beta1: My mistress told me I can only edge to beta safe content this month. It's going to be hard
by GooniiBoi February 13, 2025
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Keep Yourself Safe

An alternative to the abbrevation KYS (The term "Kill Yourself"). This is often used to not offend or get censored by the app.
Man, you should Keep Yourself Safe! (Not meant to tell you to commit suicide, only an example.)
by dswqsa895 January 14, 2024
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Safe

When the comment made with another person is so damn ridiculous or stupid that it deserves no other response than safe - displaying your disappointment in what was said
" is the earth flat "

Safe qasim
by Sak The Pat September 29, 2020
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Safe as bro

New Zealand slang term for "nice one mate", or "no problem chap" meaning no worries my friend.
by KjngDrew December 30, 2021
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