October 29

Kick anyone with a name that starts with an I or a V

Victor: Hi Jared
Jared kicks Victor
Victor: wtf
Jared: it’s October 29

by 1234657 October 28, 2019

October 29

National Sit a guy's face Day

Guy: oh boy it's October 29th

by RandoPotato October 29, 2022

October 29

lick an ity day

“ it’s october 29th” hey it’s lick an ity day!

by virgin power October 29, 2019

October 29

National... shortest friend in the friend group slaps the tallest friend in the friend group day.

Shortest friend: *to tallest friend* Yo, it’s October 29, bend down so I can slap the shit out of you

Tallest friend: *to everybody else* At least I can still give her birthday spankings

by Okiphionlopick October 29, 2019

Person 29

He's mad because he's not Person 30

Person 29: WHAT!? I'm not born as Person 30!? Outrageous! 30 is my favorite number! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Tooftreef December 15, 2023

October 29

Attention tall girls on October 29 you are allowed to bully short people .

Tall girl : come over here midget
Short kid : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tall kid :come here midget

Short kid : remember's what today is ???
Short kid : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
On October 29 you are allowed to bully your short friend s

by Alex_sksksksks October 28, 2019

29. May

On May 29. you have to punch every guy named Jakob.
Besides that, you also habe to give every Laurin you know 50 Bucks

Someguy: Jo Jakob today is 29. May
Jakob: F!

by Ludovicco3355 November 25, 2021