michael ramirez

Weird, but in a good way. A bit awkward, but that's what makes him adorable. Funny, sweet, loving, patient, and charming, he's what any girl would dream of for a boyfriend. His best physical attributes are his sexy brown eyes and shoulders that are perfect to lean against or cuddle up to.

Michael Ramirez is such a dork.

by Peanut-Peanut October 28, 2013

michael kramer

A huge douche that only bangs troll bitches because doesn't know any better usually living in his moms basement watching dog porn while screaming the lords name in vein

that guy is pulling a Huge michael Kramer

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017

Michael barrying

To pound a girl into next week

My girl walked in on me Michael barrying her best friend

by Driizzyy May 25, 2018

Michael hughes

Has a horse like cock. Won no nut November, single ready to mingle and doesn’t bust easily

Dude, John Cena is shit compared to Michael hughes

by Doorbell pussy November 2, 2018

MICHAEL JACKSON

HEE HEE

Hee hee said Michael Jackson

by ShawnsHoeThatLikesDick July 6, 2019

Michael Colon

the weird kid that wears a beanie and hoodie and licks his toilet

Watch out for michael colon he goes in anyone’s bathroom and starts licking their toilet

by xoxo bb lightskin May 10, 2020

Michael Jackson

The greatest and most innocent person to ever exist. Not to mention a musical genius and exceptionally skilled dancer. Michael Jackson was proven innocent after being acquitted of all charges related to allegations of child molestation and similar charges. Michael was, and will always be, innocent.

MJ fan 1: Dude, I just went and watched Billie Jean for the millionth time

MJ fan 2: Thats one of the greatest songs to ever exist! I love Michael Jackson!
MJ fan 1: Me too. I miss him so much

by MJMegaFan1983 January 25, 2021