jan swart

An all around player. Loves accounting and the ladies. Also loves guys from time to time. Loves studying in Potch.

Oh, that's Jan Swart! Does he like girls or guys today? Bet he likes accounting more

by BeefFrankfurter January 23, 2018

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Jan 7

On January 7 the wishing children are born. Near 10:00pm many children were born in the Generation Z and 40% of them miraculously predicted/wished/sighted the future of present without actually being within the perimeter of the event. Research has been found that apparently 7 was a lucky number in many countries and religious beliefs.

Jan 7 / January 7, from 1997-2012 40% of children are wishing children.

by Illuminating April 6, 2021

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Jan

the definiton of humans with low IQ. if you see yourself as a Jan, you better just take suicide, cuz u ain't going anywhere with that brain my guy, just a tip
You're also defined as a simp, fat and acne human. AKA you're fat, u roll to places except the gym, you simp for guys, and ur face has enough acne's to start a river of acne juice.

Poor movie taste

" I heard his name is Jan, I feel bad for the parents, having to live with such a pain in the ass.

" if you decide to name ur child Jan, ur braindead, fat probably and also low IQ

by Dark Yoshi May 25, 2021

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A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from a middle aged man. A Jan can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, an inflated sense of convenience, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.

How was your weekend man? It was pretty wild I pulled a Jan, might have gotten fired, definitely didn't sleep, and now my intern won't return my texts.

by Jewsian Ancestry September 26, 2022

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