A petite blond with a firey attitude who loves spooning tall women. You'll find him wearing a hat and the same set of sunglasses he's had since he came out of the womb (his head is the same size). Just don't piss him off or he'll take the stick out of his ass and beat you with it.
by MinionLicker69 May 21, 2024

Guy 1: did you hear? They found Owen's body behind a dumpster! All his bones were broken.
Guy 2: must have been Harrison...
Guy 2: must have been Harrison...
by Jory3wsgf January 25, 2022

The man that hats all the girls with his balls the size of bowling balls. the best big brain ever he is one of the best lads ever. A massive lady man.
by Ben jenifer June 2, 2022

A pan man who can ran with a can of banned anne nan crayon plan chan jam kyrgystan murexan
he is gay ™
atheist ok
Floccinaucinihilipilification Trichotillomania Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Tergiversation
pray to the atheist gods or you will go to atheist hell on atheist god
Now with maximum efficiency (in bed)
not shmecksy
no hose=no drink
Like for Part 2
he is gay ™
atheist ok
Floccinaucinihilipilification Trichotillomania Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Tergiversation
pray to the atheist gods or you will go to atheist hell on atheist god
Now with maximum efficiency (in bed)
not shmecksy
no hose=no drink
Like for Part 2
Harrison is oddballs
by TheFrostBeing June 3, 2022

He’s amazing nothing else to say except when you lay your eyes on him your attached forever. You cannot live another second with out him or you feel like dying. Genuine To the core and loves everyone for some weird reason. A Zachery Harrison’s puts his trust in people who sometimes don’t deserve it but tends to give them a chance anyways oh and his eyelashes 👀
by Sacred one May 8, 2021

A sigma
by Thesigmaofohio2014 June 13, 2024
