noobie cannon

A gun, most often in Counter Strike or a similar video game that is so good that nobody except a n00b uses it.
"Stop using the noobie cannon, you lamez0r!"
by dogfish October 16, 2006
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hand cannon

Short-barrel shotgun (Around 10-12") with a pistol grip. Usually made from cheap breech-load single or double barrel shotguns. (Over-Under models are also used.)
Jon said he carried a gun, but not anything as formidable as a hand cammon!
by ash August 19, 2003
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douche cannon

Referring to one who is a huge douche bag. That said person shoots their mouth off while simultaneously maintaining douche bag status.
That girl in your finance class who answers the professor's rhetorical questions outloud is the epitome of a douche cannon.
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Packing the Cannon

Example 1

Guy1: Dude, how was your night with Jessica?
Guy2: Man, i couldnt believe it, i spent half the night packing the cannon.

Example 2

Dude, you never pack the cannon!
by XxSleevesxX February 25, 2010
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Queef Cannon

Blowing air in the vagina then punching the female in the gut till the air comes out or blood which ever comes first
I heard Talen did a Queef Cannon on your sister. I hope she’s ok.
by DirtyRoss69 December 05, 2019
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clam cannon

The male genitals located in the lower abdominal region of a man. Can be located on a transvestite as well.
That chick should have never looked down the barrel of my clam cannon, now she's blind for life, and pregnant.
by LocoMoto December 19, 2014
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