Adult Daycare

Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.

Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."

by Spidermanismymomanddaddy November 25, 2021

Adult Chicken Nuggets

A term for boneless wings of various flavors from you local bar.

Yo, You wanna hit up buffalo wild for some adult chicken nuggets?

by GreatScottTheMoon November 25, 2021

Dietary adulterer

One who often cheats on their diet by eating things that are restricted to it.

Am I eating junk food again? I guess I’m a dietary adulterer.

by Dray’s Dictionary December 1, 2021

Adult

Someone that flushes the toilet

Wow! I love how that adult flushed the toilet.

by Bob11395 February 27, 2024

Adult pacifier

Alcohol, sex, drugs. Things adults use to pacify themselves when life gets overwhelming.

I can’t believe I’m really raw dogging life now. I don’t drink smoke or have sex. No more adult pacifiers!

by badbtchesgetit March 24, 2024

Adulting

Intransitive verb. Either carrying out the responsibilities of adulthood, often in contrast to peers who are unable or unwilling to do so, or attempting do so despite your unwillingness or inability.

"I've been Adulting all day. I did my taxes, my dishes and my laundry."
"I did some Adulting too! I made a whole phone call."

by Shamus_Aran January 14, 2026