Where on takes a slice of cheese, jerks off and ejaculates on the cheese, and slaps a girl on the face.
by lonelymorons January 21, 2011
The act of cumming into a girl's armpits, then applying cinnamon buns into the mixture. combined with spit and potentially nutmeg.
by Captain derkulese October 31, 2017
The act of inserting your arm as far as possible up your, usually, homosexual partner's ass with the goal being to "touch" their heart.
Yesterday I was called to a house to help some guy take his arm out of another guy's ass after he performed the ultimate kiss.
by 312345 November 03, 2007
The name of a small group of ghetto thugs who tour rich suburban primary schools filming scooter movies, just after there 420 apointment. They are pretty bad ass...
Ultimate Scooter: The Movie
Man lets hit up the primary...lets Ultimate Scoot This Joint...
Brett (ultimate Leader), Jeeds, Mitch, Burga, Foulds, Luc, Mure, Peez, Burnz, Dug (camera work)
Man lets hit up the primary...lets Ultimate Scoot This Joint...
Brett (ultimate Leader), Jeeds, Mitch, Burga, Foulds, Luc, Mure, Peez, Burnz, Dug (camera work)
by Ultimate Scooter Member April 21, 2006
a performance involving an person giving another person a rim-job, and during this act, smoke of some sort is inhaled by the person receiving the rim-job. The smoke is then blown out of that person's asshole (sphincter, poop chute, etc.)The giver of the rim-job performance, then inhales the very smoke that was just blasted out of the dirty hole, and then farts out the smoke as well.
After both were feeling bloated, Grant insisted on Thomas eating out his bumhole resulting in a growl and a wink back to Grant; The Ultimate Rim-Job was born.
by Andrew and Jake June 05, 2006
The act of a person when killing various females and ripping them limb my limb to select the best attributes. From each female to ensure the most amount of pleasure in sexual intercourse. By creating a Frankenstein monster of dead corpses. It is completed when the guy proceeds to fuck the monstrosity till he is satisfied.
by The egg bandit November 24, 2021
The Act of going down on a girl while she's on her period and currently has a tampon inserted. After tonguing her bean to squirting point, the head giver bites the string of the tampon and jerks it out of her bloody vagina, then proceeds to thrash his/her head back and forth like a pitbull slapping the blood soaked cuntrag across both cheeks until it looks like a big red clown mouth. Best performed on heavy flow days.
Lucy-"Why is Dad's face bloody?!?!?"
Peter-"Looks like Ultimate Clown Mouth, Mom must be raggin again"
Lucy-"Fucking gross Dad..."
Dad-"Why so serious?"
Peter-"Looks like Ultimate Clown Mouth, Mom must be raggin again"
Lucy-"Fucking gross Dad..."
Dad-"Why so serious?"
by Poopsex Phenomenon April 19, 2011