Swift

The sheer most useless fuckin company on planet earth. In order to be hired on swift trucking you must be retarded in any way. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, a fuckin vegetable, you name it they'll hire.

"Oh boy he's more retarded than a Swift driver"
Acronyms:
Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking
See What I Fucked Up Today
Two Fags In a White Semi

by Mr. RepublicanGuy February 10, 2021

Swift

An attractive woman or girl, usually referencing white girls.

A: Damn Morgan is a true swift.
B: I know she hot af.

by Kreppsyy June 25, 2023

Swift

To do something cool or swiftly

Wow mason just a 360 and it was swift!

by Eazyeislyfe June 05, 2019

Swift

An unstoppable element

I feel like I'm swift

by Yngfanpage May 07, 2020

I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

When you act so childish to someone not supporting you, you become Donald Trump.

Taylor Swift: I endorse Kamala Harris
Donald Trump: I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

by nb21-rz2k September 24, 2024

dakota swift

A Dangerous Retard, Often Misunderstood, He has his own crime syndicate, he’s his own mob boss In the retard Community.

Watch out for Dakota Swift, he’s very Dangerous

by Great__Bigsby March 21, 2019

Dakota Swift

A Dangerous Retard, Often Misunderstood, He has his own crime syndicate, he’s his own mob boss In the retard Community.

Watch out for Dakota Swift, he’s very Dangerous

by Great__Bigsby March 21, 2019