Safe Sex

When you dont get or get someone pregnant :

Yes mom we had safe sex dayum

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Safe

Something you will never be.

“I’m not safe at the moment”

by CumandEat November 9, 2022

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Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

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adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander June 4, 2012

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