Ben swift

ben swift is a cute and cuddly person. He is kinda dumb but it makes up for his looks. His a great kisser and sucker. If you have scored yourself a swift you should be happy. From Lachlan
by PAT 101232 November 21, 2022
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Swift Dick

Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.
by Ryan89_69 December 29, 2018
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Matt Swift

The best LSA ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Swift is the best!
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Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING
Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
by Myschoolistheworst February 03, 2024
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Swift-y

When Taylor Swift releases a new album or single, and happily married individuals begin to question their happiness in their relationship.
Oh shit, T Swift just put out a new song. The happy wives are going to start feeling Swift-y for awhile.
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Swift shank

Someone who thinks they’re cool, bu comes off cringey
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Julius Caesar and Phil Swift

Think about it. Two of the greatest men to have ever walked the face of the earth. Nothing can stop this dynamic duo. They will make the world hype again. They can destroy PewDiePie's meme review!!!
Julius Caesar and Phil Swift are hype lords.
by He who sends it October 11, 2018
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