Exclusive Relationship

A relationship where both partners are only dating eachother. Putting in commitment. Without letting anyone get in between.

I know I should've done this before, but I'm sorry. It's different without having my other half, mí corazón, my best friend, nemo. I need you in my life and I want you to stay. I want an exclusive relationship with you. I love you William.

by Rmvt101 October 18, 2015

text message relationship

1) Being in a relationship where one or both parties prefer text messaging over talking on the phone or in person, unsurprisingly causing 99% of their problems, as at least one person in the relationship is too stupid to understand that text messages arrive/send out of order if at all.

2) A relationship that doesn't go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. A final summation used to describe a waste of time.

Usually results in a text message breakup.

A typical text message relationship:

Brad: hey
Amy: hey i cant hang out tonight
Brad: chill later?
Amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff.
not sent Amy: you never listen
Brad: okay
Brad: when?
not sent Brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick?
Amy: :(
Brad: something wrong?
resent Amy: :(
Brad: i do something?
Amy: u know what u did
Brad: you're not answering your phone?
not sent Amy: i dont want to talk to you
Brad: babe?

Later, in person.
Amy: Like I totally had to change my number because brad wouldn't stop texting me even though I broke up with him over text the other night when I had no service.
Amanda: He must be a stalker. I was almost raped, I know these things.
Amy: Thank god I have a friend like you. Let's scissor.

by levelnineboss December 23, 2008

Flatulent Relationship

A relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. Like eating a good food then getting gas from it.

"What happened, you two were great together!"

"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."

by Gems87 October 18, 2008

Sharpie Relationship

A romantic relationship that is like a Sharpie: it starts out fine and then it dries out and dies, like a marker would during use. Normally, these relationships do not last long, but some can go on for years until they go flat and stop.

Heartbroken Girl: Why did he leave me? We had so much for each other! I'll never be loved again! *girl sobs deeply*

Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.

by ASDFgirlz23 May 10, 2012

Trip Relationship Stigma

The feeling of need to be intimate with another person well isolated, usually in a group trip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I think I'm in love with Nikki."
Guy 2: " It's just Trip Relationship Stigma you're just lonely."

by Coltendo II January 13, 2013

new relationship energy

New relationship energy (NRE)is the euphoria phase of the first 2 months to 1 year or honey moon phase. During this time you will have a strong chance of ruining your life. By either having babies, getting married, or moving in together. When the bubble burst people usually realize they share no common values, or overlooked over very deep character flaws. NRE is the most powerful emotion you can experience.

"She's a hoe man"... But Imma in love blah she different .. Etc,, "That's just new relationship energy.. that shit wear s off."

by Aaron dubb March 25, 2016

Zombie Relationship

A zombie relationship is what you get when the relationship has died, (and we all know you can't come back from the dead) but they try to make it work anyway.

Yeah Dan and Sarah just need to call it, their zombie relationship clearly isn't working.

by Lungenbrotchen April 4, 2019