Pansexual

A person who feels sexual attraction to kitchen pans typically used for cooking

Pansexual Person: Oh pan, your so attractive and round

Pan:

Pansexual Person: You have such a way with words

by The Maker of Memes April 4, 2023

Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025