missed twatpurtunity

To miss out on some guaranteed pussy.

That girl was all over your dick last night. You should have been all up in that pussy. Talk about another missed twatpurtunity.

by M80-5280 January 21, 2015

missed the taco

Missed the mark, did not make the goal.

Your presentation totally missed the taco.

by kalikat35 February 22, 2015

miss baughman

a mean ass hoe that can't teach for her fucking life she has a horrible haircut and is ugly asf she will probably die fucking a bitch cause she is such a slut and a fucking whore bag

miss baughman is a hoe
tru

by fagason February 26, 2015

Missing Digit

When a chick sends you a pic of herself materbating and one finger is missing from the pic because she has it buried inside her honey hole.

Dude, I wish I could get a Missing Digit pic of Kim

by Casey's girl July 22, 2015

Miss Wood

Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.

Quick Miss woods coming hide your bag and hit the boost on the ASAP.

by Bathurst Channel November 9, 2018

miss farby

Fat cunt

(Wayne) What lesson did u have to day

(Lena) I had a miss farby lesson

by Trailer trash August 21, 2017

Miss Haberkorn

Miss Haberkorn (Aka: Dictator Elenor Haberkorn, Ladyfurrow, Mom, Dad, Mommy, Abbie, Abbiekorn, Aberkorn, Future Mrs. Furrow) is only THE BEST teacher at Clayton High School. A teacher by day, CELEBRITY by night, she is definitely one of her favorite students biological mothers, as well as an adopted sister. She is never mean and is NEVER EVER sarcastic. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and only threatens to prank you when you do it first. She is also very clumsy, awkward, and sometimes her voice cracks like a 12 year old boy. She is very patient and never kicks children out of her class for lunch. We are very proud of her for being proposed to by THE STORM. But tbh we don’t even know who storm is, we only know Blizzard. He used to work at DQ. Even though she doesn’t like sweet things, she does like peanut butter. We just hope that she doesn’t give her children a high five afterward or the nurse will have to call their mom. It is always known that even though she is made into memes and her car sometimes goes missing, that we all love her so much. Also, it has been requested that this quote is put in from her favorite students, “Penis.”

Miss Haberkorn, was that sarcasm?

Miss Haberkorn, I think I just sarcasmed!

by Chloechobaniii December 17, 2018