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Cum Melon

When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.
"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
by Dr. Cum Melon January 9, 2020
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puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).
adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”
by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022
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Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.
Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy
by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022
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Melon Strat

Melon strat refers to Minecraft axe pvp, where a player off-hands the crossbow in a duel. the name of comes from a pvper named captia_melon who popularized it.
captia_melon used the Melon Strat against Tsohg_
by captia_melon February 8, 2025
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melon

a melon who’s actually mean and makes me cry every night, I don’t know what I did to be bullied this much stop being mean melon :(
by Paperback_Boy May 8, 2020
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Melon tart

A melon tart is a melon whos also a tart
Omg that girl is such a melon tart
by Lolace March 2, 2023
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i melon you

i melon you babe
by jayxjfbi May 5, 2021
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