Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.

I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap

by Klfeeedome November 2, 2015

Alphabet Keyboard

These shitty keyboards that if you're not careful can make your sentence just some random letters
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.

Me: Hey, why does Netflix and youtube on Xbox have a Alphabet Keyboard?
Logan: Yeah, its so dumb.

by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020

keyboard kisser

Someone who is confident talking shit or spitting game explicitly online but never in person. They are given courage from the protection of their computer screen, but are quiet IRL.

Jared is always talking shit on discord but never has anything to say when I see him in person. He’s such a keyboard kisser.

by NotUrMomma November 7, 2022

keyboard

something to type penis on.

I typed penis on a keyboard

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.

Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

by baconmeister July 14, 2011

Keyboard Diarrhea

The act of pressing multiple keys in a random order to symbolise excitement, shock, and other explosive emotions. Often reminds one of diarrhea due to the stringent rule of making sure that it sounds fluid.
Can also refer to keyboard warriors typing complete, and absolute, bullshit.

A Legend On Mangadex: You're so "the type" that even with that keyboard diarrhea you'd somehow managed to address nothing. Fuck off, I've had it with you insecure mensa rejects. Blocked.

by imafuckboi July 24, 2020

Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.

Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.

by Guysemon April 9, 2021