Slang for a vagina, often used in a derogatory manner. Can fire at up to 2000 FPS, and is often used to hide a womans knife, as her last line of defense against rape.
by Han and Luke January 21, 2008
Get the Fetal Cannonmug. Short-barrel shotgun (Around 10-12") with a pistol grip. Usually made from cheap breech-load single or double barrel shotguns. (Over-Under models are also used.)
by ash August 19, 2003
Get the hand cannonmug. by Cascade Cabernet April 27, 2004
Get the nick cannonmug. Referring to one who is a huge douche bag. That said person shoots their mouth off while simultaneously maintaining douche bag status.
That girl in your finance class who answers the professor's rhetorical questions outloud is the epitome of a douche cannon.
by Austin,Tdub, Dmoney,Smorilla April 4, 2008
Get the douche cannonmug. The male genitals located in the lower abdominal region of a man. Can be located on a transvestite as well.
That chick should have never looked down the barrel of my clam cannon, now she's blind for life, and pregnant.
by LocoMoto December 18, 2014
Get the clam cannonmug. by MSP2434 May 21, 2008
Get the man-cannonmug. when you get an enema then run in front of your friend drop your pants and spray shit all over them their shoes and every thing in a 25 foot radius. Then yell out chocolate cannon and run away leaving your friend stunned, creeped out, and stuned.
Jerry: "Jim why you walking funny, dude what you doing, holy shit it got in my mouth!"
Jim: "Chocolate cannon!"
Jim: "Chocolate cannon!"
by chief bigstick October 24, 2011
Get the chocolate cannonmug.