man the cannon

when you need to grab onto another mans penis before he cums

Man "dude im gonna cum! Man the cannon!"

by Dr C Swagger February 23, 2014

hand cannon

Short-barrel shotgun (Around 10-12") with a pistol grip. Usually made from cheap breech-load single or double barrel shotguns. (Over-Under models are also used.)

Jon said he carried a gun, but not anything as formidable as a hand cammon!

by ash August 19, 2003

nick cannon

Someone who is hilarious

"Nick Cannon is hilarious" - Dave Chappelle's son

by Cascade Cabernet April 27, 2004

douche cannon

Referring to one who is a huge douche bag. That said person shoots their mouth off while simultaneously maintaining douche bag status.

That girl in your finance class who answers the professor's rhetorical questions outloud is the epitome of a douche cannon.

by Austin,Tdub, Dmoney,Smorilla April 4, 2008

Packing the Cannon

Another term for anal sex.

Example 1

Guy1: Dude, how was your night with Jessica?
Guy2: Man, i couldnt believe it, i spent half the night packing the cannon.

Example 2

Dude, you never pack the cannon!

by XxSleevesxX February 24, 2010

Queef Cannon

Blowing air in the vagina then punching the female in the gut till the air comes out or blood which ever comes first

I heard Talen did a Queef Cannon on your sister. I hope she’s ok.

by DirtyRoss69 December 5, 2019

man-cannon

Cock. Dick. Dong.

All of the above.

"SuckMyGlock45 loves to suck man-cannon until it fires in his mouth"

by MSP2434 May 21, 2008