Canada's History

When a girl walks in on her boyfriend teaching an 11 year old how to sodomize a wild beaver, and stops him to show him the correct way to do it.

wailing,loud animal noises(sound heard from behind bedroom door)
Girlfriend-"wtf, Jimmy is that you? What are you doing? Not that way.. You can use the tail flapping to your advantage...watch...."
Boyfriend-"Thanks Stephanie, you really are an expert on Canada's History!"

by PON22 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An obscene sex act involving the use of moose antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the stanley cup.

I went all Canada's History on her last night and she freaked out.

by Colbertnation3113 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves

guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.

by STL Dark Knight February 4, 2010

canada's history

When a guy shaves off a girl's pubic hair and uses his semen to paste it on his face in the shape of a goatee.

OMG, watch this video of Canada's History. There's some crazy fur trading going on.

by _@billyd February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Unspeakable sexual acts that must be censored by all search engines, and definitely NOT a respectable magazine.

I can't believe those three are dropping a Canada's History on her.

by Wizbam February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act that involves penetrating the recipient with the prongs of a moose antler using maple syrup as a lubricant. Often participants attempt fill the recipient with as much maple syrup as possible so it may used as an enema and collected in a large cup. This collected syrup is then poured over pancakes and consumed.

Tom had Joanne give him a lesson in Canada's history. He then cooked her pancakes with his special maple syrup to thank her.

by cyotee February 5, 2010

Canada's History

when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
-H

i did a canada's history on the whore in amsterdam

by hmaster-btown February 4, 2010