this very famous quote was said by antoine dodson in a television interview in 2015. this has become a meme and now antoine is very rich. i personally like to say this phrase when i am in a bad mood and this definitely helps.
"hey have you heard the bed intruder song?"
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."
by niggo_mode April 17, 2019
Get the hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out heremug. Children that were given an iPad at a young age. They're usually loud, annoying and like Roblox, Fortnite, Cocomelon and RyansToysReviews. Their iPads are usually crusty amd dirty; covered in cheeto dust. If they were forced to go outside, they'll come up to you and ask if you have games on your phone; if you answer no they'll start screaming and throwing a tantrums. Their mothers are usually karens that spoil them rotten.
Two fine examples of an iPad kid are Quackity and Screech from DOORS.
Two fine examples of an iPad kid are Quackity and Screech from DOORS.
by iliketoconsumrbutter August 31, 2022
Get the iPad Kidmug. a bunch of adult men ranging from the ages of 21-25 who are secretly in love with each other and share their love of music and helping people. they may be adults but they have the mental age of 'fOiVe'. a bunch of people around the world look to these 'stray kids' to help them through tough times, and though these men have never met these people they do all they can to keep hapiness in the world.
friend: yo what's got you smiling?
me: oh just stray kids.
friend: who tf-
me: the reason my ass is still living and smiling!!!
me: oh just stray kids.
friend: who tf-
me: the reason my ass is still living and smiling!!!
by lixie.brownies <3 June 22, 2022
Get the Stray Kidsmug. by puf_doge November 6, 2020
Get the Carl kidmug. A kid that always talks shit, always wants to fight people and brags, about it and most of puts himself above others and still gets his ass caved in.
Yo that cocky ass kid kept talkin’ shit. So I ran his fade and now the whole school talkin shit bout’ him.
by Wrldx. October 20, 2020
Get the Cocky Ass Kidmug. And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
Get the Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my lifemug. The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.
Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
by BAD KID with a flamethrower July 11, 2019
Get the The kid who is behind youmug.