friend

that thing that follows you around and buys you shit, the walking piggybank, friends are shit and hate you but like you because you are bisexual, they are gay and like you, yet they act like donald trum/occasionaly obama.
the shit word for, severe cancer and aids with mental-disease

hi im your friend
you: dies of aids

by tescp May 8, 2019

fake friends

fake friends are people that are only there for u when they need something, and only text you when they can’t get any other people to text them, if anybody starts a rumor about you, they will not only believe it..... but spread it, at a moments notice they would turn on you when they get the chance, they don’t tell you there secrets, but expect to know yours, they don’t keep there secrets and don’t care about u

i hate her she’s such a fake friends

by hahajjzywiwy72827 May 8, 2019

Friends

Dicks that make fun off you ex:("You're short and have a small penis")

Ben\Paxton: "Hey Spencer you're small and weak hahahahahha"
Spencer: Crying on the inside
Friends :Douchbags that use you as a punching bag.

by KoolKid2007 May 12, 2019

Friend

I have no idea at all

I don't have friends

by JustSomeVigrin May 13, 2019

Holiday friend

Like a holiday friend but having sex with him/her only in holidays.

I fucked with my holiday friend this summer. We will fuck next holiday

by Pandadick07 November 30, 2019

National Boy Best friend Day

The day that you spend with your boy bestfriend and celebrate the time you’ve been together and share great memories and funny ones and have a good laugh

Stranger: What day is it?
Bestfriend 1: didn’t you hear?
Stranger: no..?
Bestfriend 1: Well... ITS NATIONAL BOY BEST FRIEND DAY!!! You should go celebrate

by National Boy Bestfriend Day December 1, 2019

Friend

Someone who supports you no matter what even if they don’t believe in your billion dollar idea 🅱️ocks

You know what I will invest because we’re friends.

by Vibe-check-failed December 2, 2019