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Dude, you bought a Dell didn't you?

1:Insult
When someone buys a Dell, they pay 4000 US Dollars, where they can build one, or have someone like a friend build one for 1000 US Dollars

2:Real Life
"Dude, go buy a Dell"
They forgot this part
"Dude, go buy a Dell for 4x the price"

3:Real Life 2
"DUDE I GOT A DELL IT ROCKS IT WAS LIKE 5000 DOLLARS BUT IT WAS ON SALE FOR 4999, and IT RUNS AT A AMAZING 1.337 FPS COOL!!"
"Dude, you're a dumbass, my computer runs at 200 FPS and it costs only 900 dollars"
"OMG NOT SO TOTALY DOOD"

4:Making computers accessable to 100% complete IDIOTS
"0mG d00d$ l00k @t 1337 m3 i g0t a d3ll"
"You suck"
"D00d i c@n find kiddy h0m0 pr0n now"
"You are a very sick and disturbed redneck aren't you"
"D00d bu$h is $3xy"
"STUPID DELL THEY MADE THE INTERNET ACCESSABLE TO IDIOTS AHHH"

5:Forums
Topic:GUYZ PLZ H3LP ME ONE OF MY DELL BROKE
Contacts:GUYS liek MY dell BROKE and I cant USE the POWER supply BECAUSE the PLUGS are funkyOMGOMGOMG111!!!!1 -1337MASTAOFKIDDYPR0N

Response:YOURE A SICK PERSON AND YOU BOUGHT A DELL DUMBASS
Jeff:Hey, did you build that new computer Steve?
Steve:No, I bought myself a Dell for 5000 dollars, they said that normally, you'd need 1 trillion billion dollars to make your own and it can kill you or suck
Jeff:Steve, you're a dumbass
Steve:Hey, I got a F PLUS on my grades...
Jeff:See, you ARE A dumbass.
by Navck Newsclomer January 29, 2005
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you dropped something

A phrase designed to embarass someone who is always bragging about a famous person they encountered or a famous place they went.
Sandy: Guess what? I slipped on a banana peel and fell on my face right in front of DANNY BONADUCE!

Robert: Uh, YOU DROPPED SOMETHING. You might want to pick it up..cause YOU DROPPED SOMETHING.
by 7mile Massacre April 28, 2006
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"You Got Chuck'd"

What person A says to person B shortly after person A roundhouse kicks the shit out of person B. Comes from Chuck Norris.

Disclaimer: if you say this, you must loudly beg for mercy, as if you dont Chuck Norris will fall from the sky and use your legs as chopsticks.
*Bill roundhouse kicks Mike*
Mike: Ow!
Bill: "You Got Chuck'd"
*Pause*
Bill: Chuck Norris, I have erred in my judgement, please spare a humble pheasant in your all-seeing eye!
*Chuck Norris falls from sky, winks at Bill, and proceeds to impregnate every woman in a five mile radius simulaneously*
by [Undefined] May 10, 2006
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what is you talkin?

What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
What?!
Billybob: I'm gay
Joebob: What is you talkin?!
by SuperPinky January 4, 2008
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Wrap you up

Take you to the bedroom to finish our sexual business
After the movie and dinner I want to wrap you up.
by Ellenpoet December 30, 2016
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Yahoo! Hey you!

A juvenile loser with nothing else to do but to run into a gas station and grab a bunch of stuff, then run out the door screaming Yahoo! The person behind the counter then screams out Hey you! in an attempt to call you back into the store
grab bunch of stuff
"Yahoo!!"
run run run
"Hey you!!
grabs gun
by The Dirty Hebrew April 22, 2003
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See you tomorrow

The phrase or sentence you gave or recieved from a friend on a console years ago.
Example:
John: “Yeah see you tomorrow man”
Cody: “Yeah you too
John *last online 8 years ago*
by Chief comic21 February 17, 2019
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