double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level

Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023

double gulp big gay

When someone ultra-maxium big gay

Your mom double gulp big gay

by Yeetman2008 April 14, 2018

Double Duster

Crop dusting through someone else's fart and mixing the 2 smells as you walk

Guy at bar* I just farted
Bartender* I'm about to crop dust the bar

Guy at bar* you're about to double duster

by Fast fart October 09, 2020

double stick shift

Sexually pleasuring yourself while driving a stick shift ( usually a male )

My girl didn't give up that was last night so I had to Double Stick Shift it on my way to work.

by DevTheReck October 16, 2017

Double Stuf

The act of ejaculating inside a bag of Oreo's before handing them out to unsuspecting party-goers

"Hey, how was Friday?"

"It was ok, the booze was great but Trevor pulled a Double Stuf on wendy and Taylor so the party didn't last long after that. "

by Forehead Crease March 20, 2021

double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.

cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!

by driver_im8 December 06, 2010

Double chucking

When you spew out both ends

Damn, I was double chucking after that tacobell

by MommaBeefstick September 28, 2021