Charge 7 Brown Bag

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.

Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.

Chad: Dude! You nasty!

by Arie Ola October 9, 2019

Millie Bobby Brown Fan

someone who doesn't shut up about millie bobby brown.

they can be annoying because they are sadly obsessed.

person 1: hey its the millie bobby brown fan
person 2: oh ew

by potato1028878 October 16, 2022

corn speckled brown trout

poop.

I had to go real bad and released the corn speckled brown trout into the wild.

by NonPracticingAtheist July 31, 2016

the great blumpkin charlie brown

The art of upper-decking a toilet, getting a blowjob as they're also taking a dump in the bowl.

Ron and Naomi liked to crash house parties, go to a bathroom and pay a visit to The Great Blumpkin Charlie Brown.

Upper Decker Blumpkin blowjob

by Lionel Letterman February 9, 2017

Brown Chicken Pow Pow

Brown Chicken Pow Pow is a term coined by the community surrounding Crested Butte. The term describes the undeniably sexy appeal of boatloads of fresh snow falling on one of nature’s most majestic creations-Mount Crested Butte.

When the powder flies in Crested Butte, everyone sings "Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
"I'm calling in sick to ski Crested Butte tomorrow... Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
"Hey girl, you ski here often? Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
Question: "How was the snow today?" Answer: "Brown chicken Pow Pow!"

by PowNow April 20, 2018

Martha Brown Middle School

A school that pulls the fire alarm every week and the cops come every day just in case. 1000 Cameras in school but people still sell weed

Wow Look at the Martha Brown Middle School kids in another fire alarm drill standing outside in 10 degrees!

by Benito slayer September 7, 2021

old one brown eye

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

by zacince July 21, 2014