Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

Cheese Stick

A semi chubbed penis that blossoms at awkward times. Occurs most often to people with the nickname of cheese.

Girl: He has such a small cheese stick!

by bpalme_10 July 24, 2016

nacho cheese edema

A sexual act that originates from Japanese porn. It involves stuffing nacho cheese into one's anus/ vagina and filling it up to the brim, while the other partner dips chips into the cheese dip and eats it. Other variations involves shoving octopus with nacho cheese up anus/vagina or dipping octopus into nacho cheese then eating instead of chips.

First guy: Bro, have you ever heard of nacho cheese edema?
Second guy: nacho cheese edema? Wtf is that?
First guy: it's been popping on Japanese porn sites where the chick fills nacho cheese into one or both holes, all the way to the brim and then guy dips an octopus into her dip and eats it and calls it "lunch".

by LordShaxx88b_p April 22, 2024

Cut in the cheese

When a man willingly jerks off until his dick turns red hot and proceeds to slice it into a woman's pussy like a knife through a piece of cheese.

Bro, last night I put a cut in the cheese.

by Have a dick September 1, 2021

Cheese

That mysterious square yellow stuff the special kid eats

Whats that mysterious square yellow stuff the special kid is eating?
Oh that’s cheese

by Don’t use you real name October 30, 2019

Cheese

A colored chunk. May have holes in the sides, or throughout the chunk. It is edible.

Juan: Hey did you eat my cheese?
Brenda: Yes
Juan: Oh ok :(

by iPutTheBiInBitch November 19, 2019

I like my cheese drippy bruh

Typically used when receiving gluck gluck from a bad biddy and you don’t mess with it and want her to stop.

Ayo, Bad Biddy, I like my cheese drippy bruh!

by I Like My Cheese Drippy October 16, 2024