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John

The greatest person alive. Is funny and usually has brown hair. Is very outgoing and funny.
Me: John is the best :)
John: nah you are
by Perid0tIsBest October 28, 2020
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John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
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John Clayton Anderson

has a huge cock and will dick down your girl when he pleases
random dude: "john can you not fuck my girl every night please" John Clayton Anderson: "stfu fag I fuck whoever I want"
by SavageTroll420 February 16, 2021
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John Smith

The creator of butt rock and nazi reichmarshall(committed suicide, cuz butt rock died)
by spermotoxicism enjoyer November 28, 2024
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John Membu

A Tailor which believes to be a fashion guru but really is a disaster in the eyes of its customers.
OMG I got my clothes back and the tailor seems to have no issues with it even after raising all the issues with it. I fell into the hands of a John Membu.
by Magic 456 November 15, 2022
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John

John does not take care of himself but rather takes care of others. Does not check himself at all both friends and people first and last.

John can be a compassionate towards others, and always try to help the best he could. He stands firm in what he believes in but open minded to other opinions, and secretly observant.

John only does what he needs to do, and what he wants to do, but willing to get out of their way to help others and covers his discomfort with sarcasm as to not offend or hurt others.

John is never honest about himself, he hates it but it helps him along his days. He doesn't like to show raw emotions, only opens up to very certain people that he absolutely trust. He has his grudges, but doesn't let it control his actions, even if it hurts himself because he value the happiness of others rather than himself.

John is a lonely and a hopeless romantic but never show it, he wishes that he was with someone special, and has hurt himself in his attempts to do so, and is now scarred from it, and gave his world a bleak view but he still hope to find that someone he can care, protect, hug, kiss, make love, and make happy in his life.
John is a caring person who you want to talk to when sad
by Guljeon November 13, 2023
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