No Doggy Style December

You cannot doggy-style in December or you'll lose your balls

Girl: Lets have sex
Boy: I can't or I'll lose No Doggy Style December
Girl: we're breaking up

by LLL's smelly cock September 12, 2021

sometime in december

Someone (who you personally know) will kill you while you are away from home. They will be too short to choke you so they will strangle you to death.

Time: sometime in December
You: “Hey wassup shortie”
Shortie: *pulls out ropes*

by NotThePed0FromUrNeighborhood September 26, 2021

the ninth of december

The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).

Holy shit its the ninth of december , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.

by Someone with a massive cock November 25, 2021

November 26 - December 3rd

prank your friend that is a girl by saying you like them

i dont know how to tell you this but i like you

November 26 - December 3rd

by mix1942 November 25, 2021

Not destroy dick december

it’s literally not destroy dick december. thats fake

“destroy dick december is fake”
“yeah! it’s Not destroy dick december”

by kittykat<33! November 29, 2021

Gay shit December

Gay shit december Is when Sleet and Eclipse Mostly Eclipse Go ape shit crazy and Draw art of a gay couple or two. Mostly consisting of Cityfinder art.

"Sleet, its Gay shit december! you know what that meanss!" - Eclipse

by HahaEclipseTheSimp December 2, 2021

3rd of december

The 3rd of December is national blooket day. A day to only play blooket in class.

Person 1: hey its December 3rd
Person 2: So..... what does that mean?
Person 1: DUHHHH! It's national blooket day
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: The 3rd of December is a day where no matter what you play blooket

by 123fuicdicb December 2, 2021