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your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR
by cockwafer June 13, 2024
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Mack Your Back

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Mack Your Back
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025
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Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Me

Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Me
Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Me
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025
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Make Sure To Walk Your Dog

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.
"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."
by Meme_buddha October 12, 2019
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Build a mansion on your lot

"Oh yeah my girlfriend? She asked 'can I build a mansion on your lot?' and I happily agreed. Love languages, you know?"
by The Lord of the land December 11, 2020
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On this week you may follow your Bestie to any of their classes. No question asked and you can use this as an excuse with it too.
"Hey I don't have you in my class?" - "Oh that's because through May 3-7 Follow Your bestfriend to class week!"
by Lol_Thut April 28, 2021
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Make-out with your partner day

National Make-out with your partner day(s) are both August 17th and September 22nd!
“Dude- go find your girl and make out with her”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day
by DefiningWordsPeople May 9, 2022
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