Tori

Tori is the hottest, sexiest, smartest, kindest, sportiest, strongest, funnyest, and just awesomest person you will ever know. She is hotter than you've ever seen and she doesn't even know it, some people say she's fishing for complements but she really doesn't know. She is the sexiest woman you will ever meet, tori's have big boobies and get raised in big familys, so ya they'll want to have sex once or twice. Toris are so smart maney their not the fastest reader or the quickest with her math facts but toris are great problem solvers. Toris are always so kind, they put their friends and family befor herself on a daily bases. Toris love sports, great at track, soccer, volleyball, bowling, and they might not be the best with their hands but man they can tackle in football. She is so skinny but thinks she's fat. Tori is so strong, you mess with her you better watch out because if you touch someone she cares about she turns into a psycho bitch, so if you mess with a tori expect a foot ing your ass. Toris are so funny if your having a bad day just talk to a tori and she'll make you smile ( if your on her good side). Toris like one man and on man only, she knows what she wants and won't fall for tricks or someone just because there hot. Toris are so awesome at everything there's not a good enough word for it. If you can't thing of a word describing just everything great just say a tori.
Jake: tori is so fucking amazing
George: ya I wish she had a crush on me
Liam: to bad shoes my babe
by Dogdude27 September 30, 2019
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Tories

A British political party who robs all the money from the poor while the rich becomes richer. It's becoming harder for the working class to survive under the tories due to earning the bare minimum for living. For example, electric bills have recently doubled, groceries are becoming extortionate, and taxes are increasing. With a combination of all those, the working class have all of their wage robbed of them by the end of the month. The thing that annoys me the most is the fact that after 'partygate's, Boris Johnson got fined and the money he gets is from taxpayers. It's absolutely nothing out of his back pocket. I do hope after Boris Johnson's time as prime minister, that the support for him will drop due to the way he has attempted to combat the pandemic which has been absolutely abysmal, albeit very doubtful that Labour will be voted in any time soon because the tories have won every General Election since 2010.
Basically if you are working class or in a financial crisis, focus on your own survival and vote Labour. If care about improving the economic welfare of the country in an unstable way without giving a shit about the less fortunate, then vote the tories.
by UltimateDoge May 18, 2022
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Tori

An amazing beautiful person who makes everyone smile or they confuse french for spanish and occasionally speaks spanish
Hey Dude did you hear that Sandra is a Tori?
by Thefrenchmonkey October 4, 2023
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tory

lila cox, conservative, boris johnson, not anya, not imogen
me: woah look at that tory
lila: shut up no you
boris johnson: there was not a party
by l0v13 March 7, 2022
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