good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.

"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018

Ever Bless

Always enjoying blessedness; blessed for ever.

One thing I know for sure, I am ever bless!

by 340BABY January 30, 2022

to bless the rains down in Africa

A desire for urophilia; sexual arousal derived from urination.

In this case, the practice of paying a prostitute (male or female) to urinate upon the subject.

The term derives from the 1982 hit 'Africa' by the American rock band Toto, which featured the chorus:

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh-hoo.

Mark: Man, I’m need to bless the rains down in Africa tonight, you know.
Jim: Shit, you going for more water sports with that hooker? I wouldn't pay to be pissed on bro.
Mark: Yeah, but I'm just weak for her bladder contents being poured on me. What's a guy to do?

by mackyaj December 28, 2024

Kenneth Blessing

He is super cool he has amazing hair, humor, acts of kindness oh yeah we can't forget his dreamy eyes you cannot make him stop

Omg Kenneth Blessing is so dreamy...

by LardEater94850 February 25, 2019

Bless

Said when someone is acting irresponsible or lacking competence in an amusing way.

Aw bless them, they don't know their arm from their elbow, bless their cotton socks.

by Montymouse4 June 24, 2022

Bless

Someone that loves to eat ramen, fight, and have a good time. Most Bless’s will beat a bitch up if you asked them to because they aren’t afraid to fight. They tend to be on the shorter spectrum. If you have a bless never let go of them because it will be very difficult for them to re-accept them into their life again. If you talk shit they will say something about that (and also take screenshots if needed) even though she seems confident she tends to be shy around new people, but once you get to know her she will be a BLESSING in your life.

Girl: you can be such a bless sometimes!

Other girl: someone’s been talking shit about bless’s best friend they about to get their ass beat!

by I am your cult leader lol October 10, 2019

Blessing

A girl that’s in love with a boy on the other side of the conty, that has many disgusting experiences with other guys. Heard Blessings awazi new boyfriend treats more than great there love is magical and that her ex and all her old tings are a bunch of clowns.

Blessing the one that went out with that bum

by sosababyyyy April 22, 2021