A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.
squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
by X3n April 3, 2006
mugGet the squeeze my toe and call me puppetmug.
1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
mugGet the Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cuntmug.

Mud Puppet

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery
The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again
by Vobden September 1, 2021
mugGet the Mud Puppetmug.

Houston Hand Puppet

Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach
i gave my first houston hand puppet to my sister!
by FuckBullfrog July 31, 2022
mugGet the Houston Hand Puppetmug.

erotic shadow puppet

A "shadow puppet" made with hands and a penis.
"Nice Erotic Shadow Puppet! I can see an elephant"

"I DON'T GET IT! I thought my Erotic Shadow Puppets were fun in bed."
by Alaska Thunderfun February 10, 2018
mugGet the erotic shadow puppetmug.

Puppet Show

Basically the current US administration.
Donald Trump: Owner and co-manager
Elon Musk: Co-Manager
J.D. Vance: Puppeteer
The cabinet: Extra puppeteers
What is the largest puppet show? The current US administration is.
by jadenthemoose2 March 9, 2025
mugGet the Puppet Showmug.

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