math methoded

Referring to the abomination that the QCAA disguised as a maths methods exam, to the methods students of 2022. RIP our atars. #loweringthebellcurve

Damn, they really math methoded us with that bio exam.

by ass-kisser November 1, 2022

The Swiss Method

A euphemism for euthanasia.

"I heard Jean died via the Swiss Method"

by Xenochria September 13, 2022

The method

The act of pissing in a condom, freezing it, and then using it to pleasure oneself.

David: "George, I just did the method, and I'm never going back!"
"I told you it was good!"

by Sneakylilbish198 September 17, 2022

FF Method

The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.

"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"

by wordturd777 October 12, 2022

the breach method

Verb. When a man has to pee so bad that he, instead of unbuttoning and unzipping his pants, just straight up pulls his cock out and pisses.

James had to pee so bad that he used the breach method to relieve himself quickly

by BigBadBitch:) October 18, 2022

chapstick method

Rubbing chapstick on the lips of your pussy for the benefit of your boyfriend

Dude! Audrey tried the chapstick method last night she tasted like Coconuts and vinegar! Way better.

by Biggerbrainbrian December 10, 2021

Whip Out Method

More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.

When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.

Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.

by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022