Lamp

When you are so friendzoned that you dont Get looked at like boy/girlfriendmaterial. You become so unsexualized.

James: Have you heart it?
Allan:No, what is it?
James: Oliver became a lamp yesterday.
Allan: Oh s*it

by TheCheeseseller March 6, 2018

Lamping

The act of being in charge of turning off the light at bed time when in bed with your partner.

"I'm going to sleep now so you're in charge of the lamping"

by Sockofoogles January 19, 2024

Lamp Rubber

A slur used to describe a middle eastern person.

"You did 9/11 you God damned Lamp Rubber"
"You made my curry to spicy you Lamp Rubber

by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023

lamp hat

Joey's gay discord name

'Thats a nice lamp hat'

by Big Bob 123 May 5, 2018

rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats

Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.

by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020

Lamp

It means lmao, but never means lmfao. ONLY

LMAO😩

Me: Lamp
You: Lamp

by 😡😡😡 😩 December 16, 2020

LAMP

Laughing at my problems

I’m lamping.

by flzvdb January 28, 2021