Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023
Get the Smelly Crusty Toastmug. Smelly wong basically defines a very un-washed dirty cock very oftenly used by escorts when the guy paying is very dirty in his manner
1: you get paid to do this so suck it
2: you could've washed it I hate smelly wongs
1: wash it with your interior I paid you for this
2: you could've washed it I hate smelly wongs
1: wash it with your interior I paid you for this
by WetCliveTheWilly September 3, 2018
Get the Smelly wongmug. When someone of greek heritige regularly says 'chat im with the huzz' and then proceeds to munt a random person.
by demurious November 10, 2024
Get the Smelly Georgemug. by Chibs5 April 4, 2022
Get the Smelly Johnsonmug. A smelly Pole is a person who has Polish heritage, they often have thick accents and get made fun of for a long pointy nose as part of their facial features, they often have thinning hair and get told about their balding quite a bit, this annoys them.
by Big man Frank August 19, 2022
Get the Smelly Polemug. This person is nice with a bubbly attitude but the thing is her sister is a annoying bitch which I want to butcher and dispose the evidence breaking bad style
by Kiddy man October 6, 2020
Get the Smelly Snellymug. The slinkiest boy of them all his head shape is irregular, his hair line is also as corrupt as the African government
by NotTaylorWhite February 11, 2019
Get the smelly boy ojomug.