squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
by X3n March 09, 2006
1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 07, 2007
by Brewer0926 August 16, 2021
A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being
by tits-fuckin-mcgee September 09, 2017
by Biglilpump January 13, 2023
A person, who, despite a nice girls best effort to avoid sexual attraction/flirtation, controls her pussy, making her weak in the loins for him, and mastering her every juicy desire.
I had no interest in sexting or online dirtbags, but out of nowhere, a pussy puppeteer found me and opened me up to a new world. I was pussy putty in his hands.
by Marci Mac April 27, 2024
by Mtg187 February 15, 2020