Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.
Me: five hargreeves is my favorite character
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show
by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021
A 13 year old boy who is mentally 58 and just wants to save his family from an incurable apocalypse. Five is someone who loves to make sarcastic jokes and knows how to take one. He might seem like a little kid but he can actually kill you and get away with it. A Five just needs to be appreciated more by his family for going through 45 years of hell alone. If you ever come across a Five, just thank him for doing so much.
Person 1: Hey, whose that little kid sitting alone by himself?
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that
by Five Hargreeves simp August 11, 2021
A sly five is essentially a high five, but can only be used appropriatly when somebody has accomplished something very sly.
Two kids at school steal a friends pencil case with out him noticing.
Kid 1#:wow, your really sly at stealing things
Kid 2#:this calls for a sly five
Two assassins kill their target from one thousand feet away using a silenced sniper rifle. Nobody notices.
Assassin 1#: omfg that was awesome
Assassin 2#: sly five me
Kid 1#:wow, your really sly at stealing things
Kid 2#:this calls for a sly five
Two assassins kill their target from one thousand feet away using a silenced sniper rifle. Nobody notices.
Assassin 1#: omfg that was awesome
Assassin 2#: sly five me
by jedimasterjames January 14, 2010
To jump and give a double high five with extreme precision and accuracy. Timing is of the essence and is crucial to the execution of this rare phenomena.
Steve was ready for the flying five after getting a perfect score on his separations test, but Sarah was unprepared and accidentally shot Steve with an x-axis gun.
by Moleairity April 19, 2015
by jks March 21, 2018
The same as a high five, just horizontal and instead of slapping each others hands one person holds their hand horizontally and the other hits it.
by 3oclockand44minutesand20secondsafternoon August 23, 2007
(Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
by PrezMeister December 06, 2007