"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"
by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023
Get the When I was 9 years old...mug. May 4th 2021
It's star wars day and Mayday for the Greeks, so it's basically a sin to study on this day
It's star wars day and Mayday for the Greeks, so it's basically a sin to study on this day
-Hi , I have 3 assignments to hand in till the end of the week , I need to study today.
-HOW DARE YOU , it's the day when you shouldn't study , 04/05/21 star wars day AND Mayday , we don't study on this day.
-HOW DARE YOU , it's the day when you shouldn't study , 04/05/21 star wars day AND Mayday , we don't study on this day.
by Don't drink and Drive May 4, 2021
Get the The day when you shouldn't studymug. by Questionforgodwhy April 23, 2021
Get the when you accidentally build a jeepmug. facebook saying
when you dont like someones status but not cause your hating just cause you thought it was cool
when you dont like someones status but not cause your hating just cause you thought it was cool
by roccot7 June 27, 2010
Get the wheres the dislike button when you need it?mug. Guy 1: Hey dude, can I borrow 20 dollars from you, I'll pay you back tomorrow?
Guy 2: Hell no! I'll let you borrow 20 dollars when duke nukem forever comes out...
Guy 2: Hell no! I'll let you borrow 20 dollars when duke nukem forever comes out...
by Munchma Quchi () April 13, 2009
Get the when duke nukem forever comes outmug. Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!
by DaunteCulpepper October 11, 2008
Get the shit happens when you party nakedmug. A great game to play when you're bored in class. Start by writing Who, What, When, Where, Why, and How down the side of a paper. Beside who, write a person's name. Fold over so you can't see "who" and pass on to a friend. The next person writes an action beside "what", folds over, passes on. Continue until all of the titles are filled out, then open and read.
Let's play who what when where why and how!
Who: sasquatch and the toilet monster
What: played a vicious game of twister
When: yesterday afternoon
Where: under your bed
Why: because they wanted to taste his sausage
How: with a pitchfork
Who: sasquatch and the toilet monster
What: played a vicious game of twister
When: yesterday afternoon
Where: under your bed
Why: because they wanted to taste his sausage
How: with a pitchfork
by Sometimes I do February 13, 2010
Get the Who what when where why and howmug.