Strawman defense

Sometimes referred to as the "Sovereign Citizen defense" where somebody sets defense of invalid arguments under the law and misinterpret an argument based around the United States is a corporation, spelled their name in all caps, citing rulings that have no bearing whatsoever in their court case. This type of defense is generally used anti-socials looking to avoid any form of accountability.

There's John using the strawman defense filing paperwork that he's not really "John" because they spelled his name in all caps in his discovery file and misusing court rulings from 150 years ago to claim they have no jurisdiction over him so they must let him go.

Darrell Brooks tried this type of argument which is growing im popularity amongst psychopaths and their defense.

by SchwarzenMann October 30, 2022

strawberry

To people out there not hip to the fact, a strawberry is a girl sellin' pussy for crack to the Dopeman.

Don't fuck around, she'll give ya gonorrhea!

by What U. Waant August 12, 2003

strawberry

WTF everyone it's a damn fruit.

Person: Damnit I love strawberries so frickin' much they're red and have seeds and stuff yum.

by Sup Homies August 6, 2005

grasping at straws

When you're on the spot and you're looking to say some concrete shit but you have nothing to say.

Donald Rumsfeld explained to the committee where the WMD's were, but he was clearly grasping at straws.

by Shigity Bap May 16, 2005

Strawberry Tart

English for ones Heart

Person1: How's your strawberry tart?
Person2: The ticks are a bit off every now and then but I'll be fine.

by Marlux April 22, 2009

Strawberito

A basketball warrior hailing from Berkeley, CA.

The Strawberito scored 45 points in last night's game.

by Chest King March 14, 2009

strawberry

(n) Someone who willingly exchanges sexual services for drugs.

"Strawberry, Strawberry is the neighborhood ho" - N.W.A. (Dopeman 1988).

by Stoic Seraph April 14, 2003