Kansas city skull fuck

To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person

Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!

by Asshole Strawboss December 22, 2022

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skull emoji💀

A way to show shock, like saying, I'm dead, when reacting to something funny or just downright crazy, or lessen the importance of something while talking online. If there is nothing funny then it represents actual death.

"Bro just pulled a monkey out what *skull emoji*💀"

"That's crazy"

by skibidi toilet rizzz May 5, 2024

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Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

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skull murphy

1.to receive awesome oral sex.

2.to wear a skeleton mask while performing oral sex on you partner.

"that chick go hard, she gave me the ill skull murphy.

by palice October 23, 2012

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skull shitter

a word ashovrr (me lol) and their friend made

basically meaning someone shitted in her/his brain

friend 1: dude he made a chair explode

friend2: DUDE SOMEONE SHITTED IN HIS BRAIN

yes thats a skull shitter,full of shit

discord: ashovrr#8264

by ashovrr August 14, 2022

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