An badly designed, engineering product such as software with a ton of problems making it practically unusable. The product is intentionally prematurely released for the full cost, scamming users.
1. Developer1: "Our game is full of bugs, ugly graphics, and glitches. The gameplay is no fun at all! Do we really want to release?" Developer2: "Yeah, f***k those users, lets do a gollum release, and charge them full price"
2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.
3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.
4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release
2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.
3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.
4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release
by JamesWhat? March 09, 2024
by Toxic Rei April 14, 2010
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025
hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!
sweet ill see you there!!
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
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Person 2: Yes.
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 03, 2025
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
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