squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

by X3n April 3, 2006

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

puppetized

Its like being hipnotized but like puppets.

Jose is being puppetized to do whatever Adam wants.

by goken114 September 28, 2009

fluff-puppet

a cute or loving name for a furry creature (cat dog ect.)

Person 1:yeah this is my dog
Person 2:aw what an adorable little fluff-puppet

by TEEheeHee123123 November 11, 2009

Professor Puppeting

A person who has intercourse with their college professor in order to get a good grade - that person is 'puppeting' or using the professor for their own advantage.

"Did you hear that Sally is professor puppeting Dr. O'Brien to ace physical science?

by Margie Bear. December 19, 2009

snack puppet

A sock, with a face drawn or sewn onto it, containing delicious snacks.

"Check out my snack puppet!" said Marcie, pulling a sticky square of peanut brittle out of an athletic sock decorated with a cheery smile of red yarn and two black button eyes.

by Minty Coolie April 1, 2011

Middle-finger puppet

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.

"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"

by Emperor Jimmu October 8, 2008