prick magnet

noun. a person who can never find a nice guy, and only seems to attract douche bags/assholes etc.

Dude 1: Man, I feel sorry for Sarah. She cant ever find a good guy.
Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.

by ihud March 5, 2011

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Prick Eyed Cunt

A person with crooked eyes (cock-eyed) that is a total cunt.

That kid on the banjo is a little prick eyed cunt....

by cuntmeisster November 1, 2011

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prickosexual

Someone who only fancies absolute pricks

"What is your problem? You only go for pricks. Your such a prickosexual"

by oldskooooool October 16, 2012

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Matt ate too many dry Ramen Noodles, so he had prickle-shits the next morning. They were of the spikey variety. "Oh god damn Joe Rogan my ass hole is raw from that massive prickle shit I just took, I need to lay off those noodlez."

by Mheisenbomb October 17, 2012

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Prickly Potato

Half Dos Equis, half Guinness. A drink born from genius, and named for its Mexican and Irish heritage.

J: So our witress brought me a new drink, but it was Giunness and Dos Equis on accident. So, I drank it, liked the blend. So, from this day forward a Guinness and Dos Equis will be known as.......

R: This is important, we need a iconic name for this blend to bath the world in all it's gloriousness!

J: Prickly Potato?

R: That's my vote

J: It is proclaimed, Does Equis & Guinness, the greatest drink ever developed will be known as the Prickly Pototo

by Pepper Steak October 28, 2013

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