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squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.
squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
by X3n April 3, 2006
mugGet the squeeze my toe and call me puppetmug.

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
mugGet the Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cuntmug.

Coke puppet

A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.
He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.
by RonPaulCanSaveAmerica June 3, 2024
mugGet the Coke puppetmug.

Puppeteer

The sexual act of shoving a hand in your partner as they move their mouth with no sound and you speak for them as if they're your puppet.
Last night I put my hand up her butt to do the puppeteer so she can finally say she loves me.
by 21JY August 27, 2025
mugGet the Puppeteermug.

Professor Puppeting

A person who has intercourse with their college professor in order to get a good grade - that person is 'puppeting' or using the professor for their own advantage.
"Did you hear that Sally is professor puppeting Dr. O'Brien to ace physical science?
by Margie Bear. December 19, 2009
mugGet the Professor Puppetingmug.

up it puppet

A term used when asking someone to return something borrowed or stollen.
Jon took my seat so I said up it puppet to make him get up so I could sit down
by Scooby-do November 20, 2017
mugGet the up it puppetmug.

Puppeteering

When you get a friend to work an unconscious body to preform sexual acts
Me and my friend Alex took turns 'puppeteering' some passed out chick last night.

puppeteering rape consensual unconscious tits pussy assholes ass
by KnottyBoy January 15, 2016
mugGet the Puppeteeringmug.

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