The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
Get the Melted Snowman mug.When you give your partner a blumpkin and save the shit he took and freeze it.
You then use the shit as a dildo and let the poo melt in your ass so you can then poop out your partners shit
You then use the shit as a dildo and let the poo melt in your ass so you can then poop out your partners shit
by littlemissblumpkin February 26, 2024
Get the A Melting Moment mug.When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit
by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024
Get the melting moment mug.A daily occurrence where two people destined to be together use adorable and loving phrases in an attempt to cause the other to figuratively 'melt' into a puddle of their own feelings.
I can't believe you took the time to make a list of things you wanted to ask me on how my life's going. I'm melting.
by Person #65195848946216458 March 10, 2024
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