paulina patricia karla 

a girl named paulina patricia karla is a very sweet and kind person. she’s a very shy person in public (at school, at work). but if you’re a close friend of her she’s a very loud an funny person. her smile is just the prettiest you’ve ever seen. paulina patricia karla is also hot, pretty, sexy and sweet. she usually has blond/brown hair with blue/green eyes. she doesn’t trust many people. she has two or three close friends. she is kind to everyone at anytime. all boys turn her heads when she walks in the room. definition of WOW.

,,wow, who’s that?”
,,that can just be paulina patricia karla”

paulina patricia karla by the best kylie November 22, 2021

maddegama arachchige kularathna 

An incantations for summoning gay parrots out of the ground. To be used in self defense scenarios against one's siblings. An anti molesting spell.

Sister: You suck bro

Brother: maddegama arachchige kularathna

Sister: ARYGHRGIJrGLIRJGLIGH (Get's her sexuality changed to parrot)

maddegama arachchige kularathna by Salmon has an Onlyfans account December 1, 2021

prayer of karlaism 

A short, self worth-based prayer used to pray to karla, the mighty godly figure of karlaism. It is written upon the altar of karlaism and is to be said as such: "i am not straight but I'm art. Urmom."
The term "urmom"(yuurm-owmh) is a word to be added after any karlaist-prayer, similar to "ah men" is used in christianity.
the karlaist may kneel down and have both hands slightly to the front, with the palms and the person's face facing the floor.
If done correctly, the prayer will be approved by the aidsbear, a small bear with a scarf which is sitting on the altar, through a single, fairly slow, nod.
The karlaist may continue their day.

Person A:"I am not straight, but I'm art. Urmom."
Person B: "Slay! Was that the prayer of karlaism?!"

prayer of karlaism by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022