Doach

Marijuana.

Yo, let's go smoke some doach behind that dumpster.

by UnderTheInfluence420 May 23, 2011

Eats Cookie Dough

A term used for masturbation when one can't bear to say the word

person A. I bet she eats cookie dough all the time

Person B. Which One?

A. The Girl in the Pink

B. The Fatty?!?! Dam i would rather not think about it.

by L33t One123 February 18, 2009

dough

Dough is a common way to misspell the proper name Doug. There are two very frequent occasions that you will find this form of misspelling.
1. Hispanic population – especially when ordering late night fast food at Whataburger and they have to ask you for your name to call your order when it is ready.
2. A typo on the keyboard because the letter h is right next to g so people type the word Doug, but accidentally add the h at the end. Spell check cannot pick this up because dough is still a word.

When I get my food at Whataburger and look at the order bag, it almost always says Dough.

by Just another Doug February 28, 2008

Doughboi

Offensive gangster slang, meaning fuckboy

" Yo, that guys some real doughboi"

by Me Da Realest Mayn November 12, 2014

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

in the doghouse

Like in the closet, but for furries.

A: Man, have you seen him? He says he's not a furry but he wears a tail every day.
B: So in the doghouse.

by totally-not-in-the-doghouse October 16, 2012

Pillsbury Dough Girl

A girl who is so so different that she is fat and skinny at the same time. She is very fun to poke and she makes noises when you do. She also gets paid for "services" by Honathans.

Pillsbury Dough Girl : Stop poking me!!

Random Person: I cant your the Pillsbury Dough Girl!=

by Honathan January 27, 2009