Carney Comment

A carney comment is a utterly and absurd empty brained comment or remark that is made in the form of a question or statement

“Is wide-bodying a dodge durango a good idea?”
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment

by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022

comment roulette

It's the high risk game you play every time you read the comments on an online article/post/video etc. Sometimes they are clever and funny and at best, better than the article itself. Frequently though they make you concerned for the future of humanity and/or angry enough to want to find the commenter and slap them.

She realised she had once again lost the game of comment roulette when she read the words "evolution is just a theory"

by Sheila Montague September 21, 2016

Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.

SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"

by Jsslade October 13, 2022

Comment Block

Commenting on something with the sole intention of making sure no one else comments on it.

Original: Finally got my spikes yeah boy.
Comment: I like it in the anus
OP: you just comment blocked me

by nickmaneffn May 11, 2011

youtube comments

a place that lots of little kids can be at times.

me: goes on a sdt vid: me: checks youtube comments: kids: jsyxsxhshbxysgyfrgnfychjbrnfgyhfbcvgchfbdfyhcnr *spamms emojis* youtube comments

by qazsedcftgbhujmkol.;[']\/.lokm August 8, 2021

One-Solution Commentator

An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments or opposing views. Prone to repeating a single point of (often mistaken) drivel by way of meaningless mantra repetitions.
One who offers no significant input into a public debate, though emitting a distracting noise; the subject of public scorn and social rejection.

idiot moron racist anti-noonie mouse One-Solution One-Solution Commentator

by Expat Georgia April 21, 2009

Negative Comment

Anything that is said in a grumbling/depressing tone that will in fact hurt raid morale.

Wow redacted raiders name really keeps at it with the negative comments, "Whats the point", "Can we call the raid here".

by Casvartro June 27, 2023