Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

squat life

The urge to have your butthole railed by a black male, commonly associated with white boys with trucks

hey look that kid in that truck is about the squat life you can tell by the lift in the front and nothing in the back ricky

by phillip reyes February 8, 2018

life note

opposite of death note.

Me: I WANT MICHEAL JACKSON BACK! *Writes Michael Jackson in life note*
*Michael Jackson: *POOF* ......Am I alive again...?
Me: This works? YEEEE-

by just a random F*&^ing person May 18, 2022

Life

Life is a useless thing that just makes us suffer

Life is one of the worst things to ever exist in the whole world

by Potato chicken 8 queen April 16, 2019

life giver

Biological parent(s) to their traumatized/neglected child(ren).

tell me why i literally freeze for a second when someone mentions their parents are still together like wdym you didn't experience ww3 as a child and you go home to BOTH ur life givers

by ALittleGoose March 25, 2025

Life.

1. The last place you see.

2. The first place you see.

3. It sucks.

"But life will get better. Don't worry. This is life."

by Hey! Life is meh. March 15, 2021

Life

The reason that humans shouldn’t exist.

Fake conversation:
P1: what is life?
P2: Read any political anything

by The Assassins Republic March 2, 2020