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John Alternator

Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.
Nick doesn’t know who john alternator is!

*dissapointment spreads across everyone’s face*
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Dylan John Price

Dylan is a weird guy who tries to make people laugh but sometimes goes too far with no intention of harm or offence. He will stand up for you if he feels that you are worth it as he is a loyal man .
that guy is so Dylan john price
by PussyHandGang September 26, 2023
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John Wade

The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.
Person 1: Look at that handsome man over there!

Person 2. He must be a John Wade.
by Guitarjo April 30, 2022
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John

by Nerd54 April 29, 2020
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john dinkelspiel

A very nice guy, he had a musical.ly account, but people was bullying him for it so he shut it down. He is pvery handsom, but a little short. He is very random and confusing, yet I still like him a lot, there is something about him, I think it is his charming and flirtotius personality. I think he doesn´t realise how handsome he is, and how good of a boyfriend he would make.
john dinkelspiel is very handsome
by Johnlover22 December 12, 2016
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john

a term to insult a person who has john in their name, usually said to people who hate being called john.
A: Hi John
L: STOP BULLIS 😭😭💔💔
example 2:
A: bully si john diba aija?
L: TRUUU
by aijaiaiaiaiaiaaiaiaaaaaaaa October 9, 2023
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corey john

A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day.. Has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect) A health conscious individual, Corey takes care of himself physically and as a result has a very sexy body. He's a handsome man with determination and drive, highly intelligent, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree, easy to talk to, and full of optimism!

He's basically every girls dream guy and more

His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.
you're lucky you found a Corey John
by Islek sregdor May 6, 2017
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